Self Defense for Women – How to Survive Forced Oral Copulation (of a cucumber)

I found this gem on YouTube, so I made this post because I want you ladies out there to know how to defend yourself if you're ever attacked by a salad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynGnTxDH4TA I wish I could say this was fake. Instead, all I can say is that it's awesome.