Back in the day I used to get down and boogie-woogie as a break-dancer. To be taken serious and considered a “legitimate” breaker though, it took more than just the ability to do the backspin, centipede or the robot. You also had to look the part to be considered “fresh”.
When I was about 7 or 8 years old ( I don’t really remember my exact age) I told my mom that I wanted to dress up for (and win) the costume contest at school. So she came up with the idea to dress me up like a realistic looking mummy.
She took [...]
I started smoking when I was about 13 or 14 years old (~ 1987 or 1988). I smoked for about 20 years before I finally gave it up for good back in 2006 or 2007 (I can never remember the exact year). This story took place back in 1996. You would have thought [...]
My arrival in Duncan, Oklahoma was altogether uneventful. It’s a sleepy town by definition, with the biggest (and most popular) attraction being the local recreation center. It wasn’t hard to find the Holiday Inn; it’s sits just of the main road leading into (and out of) town. I parked, paid and headed upstairs [...]
Just when you thought she had sunk to an all time Christmas low by giving my brother-in-law an onion for Christmas, my grandmother took it to a whole different level the [...]
If you read part one, then you already know that when I was 11 years old my grandmother gave me a set of used, faded poker chips for Christmas (and no [...]
Everybody has that one family member who always gives them a really bad gift for Christmas. For me, that person was my grandmother. She was a sweetheart of a lady, and I loved [...]
When I was a kid, my single mom had hired a live-in maid to help her out around the house and serve as a baby sitter for my sister and me. She interviewed several maids until finally settling on Anna, A 375lb married woman from El Salvador.
Anna was [...]
Back in high school I was set up on the first, and only, blind date I’ve ever been on. To be honest I don’t remember her name so I will use a fictitious one; but the story is the same and still true, so very very true.
I was [...]
One morning as I’m getting ready to leave for work, I walk into the living room and notice that my cat is dragging his ass across the floor. I shrug it off and head to the kitchen to refill my coffee. On the way back I see him scooting his ass across the [...]
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