I know everyone is all upset because Abercrombie & Fitch don’t make XXXXXXXXXX6L blouses but I’ll be honest, I don’t think these protests are going to last very long; y’all know fat people don’t have good stamina.
I never thought the day would come where I would get old, but it has. This month I turn 39.
First the good news: I don’t feel old.
I might be turning 39 but I feel 29. I think that is due in large part to the fact that [...]
In case you hadn’t already heard the “news”, the first ever active professional major sports athlete (and by major I mean NBA, NFL, MLB and PBA) in America has confirmed that he is gay.
Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is; I’m sure there are a lot more players [...]
If you know me at all, then you know I’m a serial dieter (not to be confused with a cereal dieter, though that would be pretty bad ass).
I’ve tried a lot of diets: Weight Watchers, the Sacred Heart diet, South Beach diet, Atkins, My Fit Foods Diet, The Men’s Health [...]
NOTE: I have no idea why I didn’t post this until, oh I don’t know TWO SEASON (FALL AND WINTER) had passed since the 2012 Summer Olympics ended; but I was going through some old drafts I had and figured…what the hell. I haven’t made a post in like, forever and stuff. So here, enjoy.
The above is a picture. Feel free to copy it to your Facebook (or just share this post on your wall) if you feel like I feel.
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