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My Observations From The Gym (or Open Letters to a Bunch of Assholes)

I've started working out again at the gym and 2 things became apparent to me within the first 10 minutes of my first day back. 1. I'm really out of shape. Doing 10 push-ups felt like the time at a party when this big gal passed out drunk on top of me and I could [...]

November 19th, 2013|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

How to Internet Safely

I'll never not be amazed at how gullible people are when it comes to information they find online. It's mostly on Facebook that I see it, but it happens on Twitter, email, and hell even YouTube. So this is my attempt to try to education you, the online idiot (yes, you too). Here are some [...]

October 8th, 2013|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

Self Defense for Women – How to Survive Forced Oral Copulation (of a cucumber)

I found this gem on YouTube, so I made this post because I want you ladies out there to know how to defend yourself if you're ever attacked by a salad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynGnTxDH4TA I wish I could say this was fake. Instead, all I can say is that it's awesome.  

September 20th, 2013|Categories: Blog, Videos|Tags: , , |0 Comments

My Review of FitnessVT.com – What You Need to Know Before You Signup

If you know me at all, then you know I'm a serial dieter (not to be confused with a cereal dieter, though that would be pretty bad ass). I've tried a lot of diets: Weight Watchers, the Sacred Heart diet, South Beach diet, Atkins, My Fit Foods Diet, The Men's Health Belly-Off diet and exercise [...]

January 22nd, 2013|Categories: Blog|Tags: , , , |11 Comments