I’ve been tweeting a lot lately. Not really sure why, but I have. Some have been during the basketball playoff, some during the Astros and hell tonight as I write this I’m tweeting about the Billboard Music Awards.

Well, with only 280 followers (again, at the time of this writing) I know a lot of you are not seeing them, so screw you, I’m going to post them here in my blog.

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Watching The Astros

BarryLaminack Tonight’s Astros give-away? Ankle braces courtesy of Dr. Scholls. Perfect for Rangers fans that sprained an ankle jumping on the bandwagon. 5/18/12 8:49 PM

BarryLaminack I like how the bandwagon Rangers fans are up clapping for the Astros. These are the same assholes that wear Texans hats with a Titans jersey 5/19/12 9:02 PM

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Watching Basketball

BarryLaminack Gonna rape the Nuggets? “@President_Trill: Time to activate the Kobesystem on these hoes. #Lakers” 5/6/12 9:05 PM

BarryLaminack Can we all agree that Jrue is with out a doubt the stupidest spelling of a conventional name in the history of stupidly spelled names? 5/16/12 6:09 PM

BarryLaminack I wonder if Jrue has turkey & jressing on Thanksgiving. Maybe he gets jrunk and jrools all over the jrapes. I know, I’m just being jramatic. 5/16/12 6:18 PM

BarryLaminack Hey Andre Miller nice bald spot & Imma let your hair finish fallen out, but Manu Ginobili has the greatest bald spot of all time, ALL TIME! 5/9/12 12:39 AM

BarryLaminack Craig Sager makes Don Cherry look like Ralph Lauren. 5/6/12 11:20 PM

BarryLaminack Artest is like an alcoholic dad. Ya never know when he’s going to lose it & start hitting, so you hope he falls asleep before that happens. 5/18/12 11:00 PM

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On Magnum Ice Cream

BarryLaminack Magnum ice cream huh? I’m guessing this won’t be the first time over weight white girls have had a chocolate Magnum in their mouth. 5/20/12 7:43 PM

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During the Billboard Music Awards

BarryLaminack Is it just me or is LMFAO the musical version of Scrape and Punk Ass from TapouT? #fb 5/20/12 7:04 PM

BarryLaminack Are we sure that’s Bobby’s daughter…and that Whitney didn’t have an affair with Michael Strahan. 5/20/12 9:13 PM

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At The Ear, Nose and Throat Doctor

BarryLaminack Sitting at the ear/nose/throat doctor laughing at the hard of hearing people not hearing their name called. 5/9/12 2:46 PM

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Watching Cross Fit

BarryLaminack One of the cross fit events…who could throw a softball the furthest. Isn’t that some kind of picnic drinking game? 5/12/12 2:18 PM

BarryLaminack 2/3 of this cross fit heat: Ride bike, do the monkey bars. I’ve done this before, but we didn’t call it “crossfit” we called it “field day” 5/12/12 3:00 PM

BarryLaminack I wonder if they do the Turkey Trot during November #crossfit #hmmmm 5/12/12 3:00 PM

BarryLaminack At least in the strong man comp. they lift big rocks and pull buses by a rope attached to their testicles. 5/12/12 3:01 PM

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On Jon Jones’ DUI

BarryLaminack At least we won’t be surprised when we see a Bail Bonds sponsor on Jones’ shorts. 5/19/12 1:18 PM

BarryLaminack Is that some new kind of fancy Vodka? “@JonnyBones: God is good” 5/19/12 9:48 PM

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Random Stuff

BarryLaminack That moment when you think your wife is reaching over to give you a handy, but in fact she’s looking for the remote. 5/7/12 12:15 AM

BarryLaminack Barry’s Fat Tip of the Day: If you’re fat, don’t hang out with fit people, hang out with fatter-than-you people. Does wonders for the ego. 5/9/12 12:41 PM

BarryLaminack Just realized I’m so fat that it looks like I have stuff in my pockets, but I don’t. 5/9/12 3:28 PM

BarryLaminack Sounds like my first time having sex. “@johnwessling: @LanceZierlein @migm_ Expensive, disappointing, uncomfortable. ” 5/12/12 3:03 PM

BarryLaminack U R now the Mayor of Clogged ArteryVille “@airelav2 Just got the “Pizzaiolo” badge on 4square. I’ve checked in @ 10 different pizza joints!” 5/18/12 9:15 PM

BarryLaminack Well no wonder the food pyramid is shaped like a slice of pizza “@airelav2 didn’t U learn in school that pizza represents all 4 food groups” 5/18/12 9:26 PM

BarryLaminack Yeah, ‘cuz single women with more cats than active sex partners are a thrill a minute. “@CajunQueen44: Married couples are boring.” 5/20/12 12:04 AM

BarryLaminack Like a hamburger…or some ribs. “@TyMo214: If you abuse animals you should be set on fire.” 5/20/12 12:14 AM

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