It’s been a while since I did a Tweet post (mostly because I was on vacation and my wife wouldn’t let me near my  phone or computer). I tell you this because usually these Tweet posts only go back about a week. This one goes back a little further. Keep in mind, these are not ALL my tweets, just some of the more popular ones.

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Hip Hop for HIV

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@979thebox has a “hip hop for HIV” movement, but I think they are missing a word — like “awareness” or “prevention” or something.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 16, 2012

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Pilates

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Did Pilates for the 1st time. Interesting Pilates fact: it’s the only exercise men do where they have to yell out “no homo” after each move

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 19, 2012

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Public Service Announcement

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Dear folks on the interconnected wide web world, please stop taking pictures in the mirror; your phone has a camera on the front of it now.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 19, 2012

Excuse me internets, may I have your attention: You do NOT have to sign your Tweets or F.B. posts w/your name. We know it’s from you. #fb

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 20, 2012

Ladies, they’re called balls because they’re fun to play with. Think of them as our version of nipples. Give ‘em a spin every now and then.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 28, 2012

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Sports

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Nice cigar…you fucking douche bag twitter.com/BarryLaminack/…

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 20, 2012

JFC Rockets? Picked a kid who doesn’t like to fly. Not liking to fly and being in the NBA is like a a NASCAR driver who gets car sick.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 29, 2012

Every time I see Ron Washington I think…Damn, when did Pootie Tang get the managerial job for the Rangers?

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 11, 2012

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KICK. It should have said KICK!

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THIS is why you don’t txt and drive. “@theceltictiger: From my boy @barrylaminack I hope this isn’t a Freudian slip! twitter.com/theceltictiger…”

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 1, 2012

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In Reply

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Maybe if the kids learned some tricks…“@injusticefacts: US/Eur spend $17bil/yr on pet food, enough to end the suffering of 100 mil. kids.”

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 20, 2012

Would we have to feed them reg. or supreme? “@injusticefacts: The avg American spnds $2783 on gas/yr, enough to feed 10 poor kids for a yr.”

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 21, 2012

Don’t forget Andy Dick. “@funnyrosie: Women comics funnier than @adamcorolla! @thedanistew @thebobbieoliver @theamyanderson @cathytanaka”

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 20, 2012

Like the G spot? “@thegodlight: The world was once seen 2B flat, just because something makes no sense to U, doesn’t mean it’s not true.”

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 27, 2012

Looks like today’s gals are getting heavy!“@injusticefacts: 20 yrs ago models weighed 6% less than the avg woman, today they weigh 27% less”

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 27, 2012

Masturbate. Give it to yourself the old country way. “@the_ironsheik: I bored today what the fuck do I do?”

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 15, 2012

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Weekly Fat Joke

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I’m so fat I gave my memory foam mattress Alzheimer’s. #WeeklyFatJoke

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 20, 2012

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On Magic Mike

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I don’t understand what the big deal is about Magic Mike. The Miami Hip-Hop Bass scene has been dead for years.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 29, 2012

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Road Rage

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I think every driver should have to eat a popsicle when driving. It’d all but eliminate road rage. Nobody gets mad while eating a popsicle!

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 30, 2012

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HMMMMM

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I wonder if deaf people sound deaf when they think to themselves?

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 15, 2012

Who has more weirdos, The DMV or Wal-Mart? I’ve never been hit on by a pregnant lady at Wal-Mart, can’t say the same about the DMV.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 16, 2012

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Random

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they need to change the name of Hooters to what it really is “Heavies”. Only bcuz “fat hoes in 80 shoes & leg warmers” won’t fit on the sign

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 28, 2012

bad news everyone…RedBox is not a drive up version of RedTube.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) June 30, 2012

Best Family Feud answer ever from my wife. Q:Name something you don’t want to see your pilot holding on a flight. HerA: His glass eye. #fb

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 5, 2012

Welcome to DC. DC stands for Diet Concerns. instagr.am/p/MwLhRBlGrE/

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 6, 2012

Caution, do not stand like a b-boy in this area.instagr.am/p/MyXsSJFGhr/

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 7, 2012

The Expendables 2 looks awesome…inasmuch as cancer with a side of AIDS is awesome.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 11, 2012

I eat at chick-fil-a because it makes me think I’m eating healthy. Like their FRIED chicken and french fries are somehow better for me.

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 12, 2012

Unacceptable man pants.instagr.am/p/NHhOW3lGlE/

— BarryIsFunny (@BarryIsFunny) July 15, 2012