This week a wide range of topics came up. I got to meet Precious in person and I have a suggestion that I think will catch on regarding the name “Fathers Day”. You know the drill, if you enjoy this post I would appreciate it if you shared it your friends or who ever you know that might also enjoy them or like to laugh. If you don’t have any friends that like to laugh, you’re probably a monk or a nun and you get a free pass.

By the way, comments let me know that you’re reading this here page, so feel free to leave me a comment below if you like what you’ve read, hate what you’ve read, or just want to say something snarky because you don’t like people with no chin.

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On Needing Ten Fingers

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BarryLaminack Just had a big gal that looks like Precious slam my finger in a door then tell me “You don’t need all 10 to eat”. I guess she’s the expert. 6/15/12 3:03 PM

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My Dentist…

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BarryLaminack I found out today that my dentist has halitosis. That’s like your mechanic always needing a ride to work cause his car is broke down. 6/11/12 10:31 PM

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Father’s Day

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BarryLaminack My hope is that one day we can change the name of Father’s Day to what it really is, Mother Fuckers Day. 6/17/12 12:58 PM

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Muscle Milk

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BarryLaminack Muscle milk taste just bad enough to let you know that it probably will work. 6/16/12 1:42 PM

BarryLaminack I can only imagine that the aftertaste of a muscle milk burp is what it taste like when you blow a chocolate cow. 6/16/12 2:14 PM

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Trending

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BarryLaminack #GirlsLoveItWhen you play “What does this smell like” 6/11/12 10:25 PM

BarryLaminack #GirlsLoveItWhen you don’t have to hit them because they don’t talk back. 6/11/12 10:27 PM

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In Reply To…

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BarryLaminack Or they could just set aside some 4 themselves “@InjusticeFacts 2 afford Starbuck’s beans the farmers who farm em would have 2 work a month” 6/11/12 9:02 PM

BarryLaminack *1 million idiots “@InjusticeFacts: If 1% of Justin Bieber’s fans joined a political protest, the streets would b filled w/1 million humans” 6/12/12 5:56 PM

BarryLaminack Could be the cooking. “@dmramselontwitt: @stephaniejoplin men smell weakness. Strong women are irresistable 2 men & keep them coming back.” 6/13/12 8:20 AM

BarryLaminack By college you mean high school? “@OMGFactsSex: 80% of college student’s first sexual experiences occur under the influence of alcohol” 6/14/12 12:47 PM

BarryLaminack It’s really easy – 1. Laugh at his jokes 2. sex. “@stephaniejoplin: I have no clue how to function normally in the dating world anymore.” 6/15/12 10:36 AM

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Sports

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BarryLaminack Tecmo Bowl “@GodfreyComedian: Terrell Owens gets released from indoor football. Damn. What’s he got left? Flag?” 6/11/12 1:23 AM

BarryLaminack I don’t understand why everyone is bashing #boxing today. We’ve had fixed outcomes in sports for years, it’s called professional wrestling. 6/11/12 2:15 PM

BarryLaminack @Sayed_JH @thetruthjackson you are both ruhtards for betting on baseball and soccer. WTF is the over/under set at in a soccer match, .5 ? 6/15/12 11:46 PM

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On Fashion

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BarryLaminack Just saw a dude in skinny jorts. It was magnificent. Efforting a pic. 6/10/12 6:03 PM

BarryLaminack Sorry gang, no pics of the skinny jorts. Just know they where majestic. Like a really tight pair of denim unicorns. 6/10/12 6:34 PM

BarryLaminack I now own what is, with out a doubt, one of the greatest shirts ever made. http://t.co/6FgH7dQm 6/10/12 10:08 PM

BarryLaminack Do they make Skinny Wranglers? A friend wants to know. “œ@CajunQueen44: Think I’m a western girl a heart”¦sure do like cowboy boots & belts.” 6/15/12 5:02 PM

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Misc.

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BarryLaminack Damn, Ice Cube has sold all the way out. Are we there yet? And by there I mean the end of his career. #YEAHYEAH 6/12/12 9:50 PM

BarryLaminack …That moment when the lights go out and you walk into a room and try and turn the light on out of habit. 6/12/12 10:31 PM

BarryLaminack “Oh Yeah”,Drake gave Brown a “Kiss Kiss” with a bottle 2 get things “Poppin”,”No Bullshit” Brown went home & “Wet the Bed” #ChrisBrownSongs 6/14/12 2:48 PM

BarryLaminack I am not impressed with the tight rope walker. he had on a safety harness. He should have done it the old country way, like his dead grandpa 6/15/12 11:23 PM

BarryLaminack @AJIsTheReal @schindiggity @thetruthjackson AJ like his female comics like he likes his female MMA fighters…in the kitchen. 6/15/12 3:46 PM

BarryLaminack The only thing worse than seeing the chef of the restaurant you’re at come out of the shitter is nothing. 6/16/12 8:38 PM

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