My Thoughts On Current Events (4/17/12 Edition)

If you follow me on Twitter, then you’ve probably seen some of these. If you don’t, you should.

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It’s amusing to me to see everyone freak out over the hologram of 2Pac, who hence forth will be referred to as 3dPac. Somewhere Princess Leia is yawning.

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I notice that the media keeps saying “high-end prostitutes” when talking about the secret service debacle in Columbia. Being a “high end prostitue” is kind of like being the skinniest kid at fat camp.

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So the judge in the Roger Clemens trial said that the jurors would not be allowed to use their MySpace account during the trial. He did however say that journalist would still be allowed to take notes on their word processor machines and the the artist in the courtroom could still do their sketches on an Etch-A-Sketch. He then reminded everyone that they needed to put their pagers on vibrate and that one day women will be able to vote, but until then, they are not allowed in the courtroom.

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Michelle Obama prom pick. I wonder if Oprah is pissed she went with Stedman first?

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Danica Patrick told reporters she’d rather be called “pretty” instead of “sexy.”

 

Fucking women drivers.

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This is what I refer to as “the hump-under”

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