Topics for this week include: My run in with a crack head at Churches Chicken, A man selling sticks in the hood, fat people and handicap stickers, subway sandwiches, Who is the worst dressed race, T-Mac, and some news stories – including a truck driver who had an erection for 8 months, and more!
I don’t like green beans, but I don’t hate them. If green beans were a woman, they’d be the chunky broad with the big titties and great personality. Just enough to make you say “ok” but just for tonight.
Topics for this week include: flying roaches, peeing on a bee sting, the fight scene in Dirty Dancing, Amanda Bynes, grown men who pee with their pants around their ankles, and a fight that breaks out at an amputee soccer game (YES!!). Enjoy.
Please note – If you are offended easily, then this probably isn’t [...]
I really want to root for the Spurs in the finals, but the main reason I can’t is because fuck the Spurs.
Back again with episode #2 (hmmm, maybe that’s why I tell the “one legged pooper” story). Don’t worry I talk about a bunch of other stuff too, like my visit to tornado alley, finding a lump on both of my hehe’s, my addiction to Candy Crush and much, much more.
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In case you missed the sweet leg drop that Miguel busted out at this years Billboard Music Awards, here’s a different look at it.
WHATCHU GONNA DO, WHEN MIGUEL MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER!!
This is my first podcast. I said a bunch of words on it. I hope you like it.
I’m working on getting this submitted to iTunes and you can also SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL as I’ll be uploading it there as well I have uploaded it there as well.
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I know everyone is all upset because Abercrombie & Fitch don’t make XXXXXXXXXX6L blouses but I’ll be honest, I don’t think these protests are going to last very long; y’all know fat people don’t have good stamina.
I never thought the day would come where I would get old, but it has. This month I turn 39.
First the good news: I don’t feel old.
I might be turning 39 but I feel 29. I think that is due in large part to the fact that [...]
Back in the day I used to get down and boogie-woogie as a break-dancer. To be taken serious and considered a “legitimate” breaker though, it took more than just the ability to do the backspin, centipede or the robot. You also had to look the part to be considered “fresh”.
So [...]
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